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Chapter  8

 "TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!!" or "FREQUENCY"

 or  "I've Got a Headache"

           The story is told of a sex education lecture where

         the leader asked the audience as to the frequency of

         sexual intercourse, beginning with those who

         experienced sex most often. The categories were as

         follows: a) Seven or more times a day, b) Seven or

         more times per week, C) Seven or more times a month,

         and d) Seven or more times a year. By this time only

         one person had not been able to answer the question,

         but had become increasingly enthusiastic with the

         decreasing frequency categories. So the leader asked

         this person, who by this time was jumping up and

         down in the front row with excitement, what his

         degree of frequency was, to which he replied, "Once

         a year!" When the leader asked him why he was

         acting so happy, the poor fellow shouted, "Tonight's

         the night!"

           There is an interesting passage in the Bible that

         deals with frequency of sexual intercourse.

            "To avoid fornication, let every man have his own

         wife, and let every woman have her own husband. Let

         the husband render unto the wife due benevolence:

         and likewise also the wife unto the husband. The wife

         hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and

         likewise also the husband bath not power of his own

         body, but the wife. Defraud ye not one the other,

         except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give

         yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together

         again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency,

         [lack of self-control.]" I Corinthians 7:2-5